Shallowness on Portobello Road

Two “look at me I am cool” wannabees:

Man (American, older, sunglasses, hair that does not suit his age) to woman (American, younger, blond, but quite unlike Paris Hilton):
Well, hello are you here!

(yes of course she is here moron, you can see here can’t you!)

Woman: Yes! Are you here too?

(Duh!! Well if he is not here – who are you talking to!)

Man : Yes I am here.

Fake smiles the both of them

Man: Well I will see you next time.

Woman with a “huh – what next time” look: Yes – by-ee

Man : By-ee

And all I thought was: yep. Let’s have a cup of tea.

4 thoughts to “Shallowness on Portobello Road”

  1. Meeting your ex on the other side of the pond is a bit weird offcourse…

    2 lumps of sugar, no milk please ;o)

  2. I’m American; we’re not all superficial, Bush-supporting nitwits, I promise. xox

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